1. A total jackass, but in an annoying way. Somebody who is always whining, bitching or complaining and making life miserable for those around them.
2. A person who lies or exaggerate to the point where you can't believe anything they say. Everything that comes out of their mouth is bullshit, thus they are turd gurglers.
2. A person who lies or exaggerate to the point where you can't believe anything they say. Everything that comes out of their mouth is bullshit, thus they are turd gurglers.
Saul always brags about how many girls he's nailed, even though everyone knows he just jacks off to National Geographic. He's a total turd gurgler.
by John625 December 21, 2007
Get the Turd Gurgler mug.*gurkle* *gulkle* *gurkle* *GACK*
by dihydrogen monoxide February 9, 2009
Get the gurkle mug.It has an amazing meaning which is 'Glory Of God'. This may be a burden on some but not to this person.
by Anonymous May 13, 2005
Get the Gurtej mug.Hiding in a closet while under immediate threat and attack. Especially when in a leadership role and abandoning people that look up to you. Relying on others to improvise weapons while you hide.
by UrbanDictionaryEditing January 20, 2015
Get the Gutless Coward mug.Occurs when a woman experiences Vaginal Flatulence post-coitus. The expenditure of air causes the deposited semen to bubble and make a sound akin to that of the last remnants of water in the bath tub being drained.
Though uncommon, it has been reported that semenal projectiles can be discharged from the Vagina accompanying flatulence, this is considered to be of no physical harm to the depositee, but can be aesthetically displeasing as it is considered unseemly by most practitioners.
Although not considered to be a mainstream sexual practice, 'gurgling' (as it is known by aficionados) is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in certain European aristocratic circles of late.
Though uncommon, it has been reported that semenal projectiles can be discharged from the Vagina accompanying flatulence, this is considered to be of no physical harm to the depositee, but can be aesthetically displeasing as it is considered unseemly by most practitioners.
Although not considered to be a mainstream sexual practice, 'gurgling' (as it is known by aficionados) is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in certain European aristocratic circles of late.
Rob: Man, you should have seen what happened to me last night.
Doogie: What?
Rob: This chick queefed after i'd finished slogging her out and she blew a gurgle burger all over me.
Doogie: Lovely.
Doogie: What?
Rob: This chick queefed after i'd finished slogging her out and she blew a gurgle burger all over me.
Doogie: Lovely.
by Blood-Rod23 September 3, 2014
Get the gurgle burger mug.The process of working extremely hard at a difficult work project only to be subjected to the uselessness and stupidity of your incompetent asshat coworkers incompetence that, through some fucking miracle of god, gains the praise of
Your management for taking credit for all your hard work.
Your management for taking credit for all your hard work.
Worker 1 - “ I’ve finally completed the process mapping and it’s been a long road but I’ve got this figured out. I shared it with Dan to have a look”
Worker 2 - doode he took your work to the boss. She’s praising him for it with no mention of you. You got GURGLED AGAIN!”
Worker 2 - doode he took your work to the boss. She’s praising him for it with no mention of you. You got GURGLED AGAIN!”
by OHMBICORP January 12, 2019
Get the Gurgled mug.Used to describe a pokie machine that’s ploughed through your recently received pay check rougher then Nollsie ploughed through that Thai brothel.
Davo: “Big reds on the fucking gurgle Yohan let’s chuck a pineapple in the Mexican instead”
Yohan: “they are all gurglers Davo you stupid fuck”
Yohan: “they are all gurglers Davo you stupid fuck”
by DavoSlots September 12, 2019
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