Gurth of Hades

The penis of the Devil

"Enter the Gurth of Hades, it is pink!" (spoken in true guttural doom)

by Dbung September 22, 2005

Guthy Renker

A limp penis

I wanted to have sex, but my boyfriend had a Guthy Renker.

by dogmangler July 6, 2010

Girthy

When you're pregnant but at the same time you're not.

It's a joke referring to when you're emotional/salty like a pregnant woman but you're obviously not.

Subject 1: *plays any game and sucks at it* Fuck this game, it's complete garbage.
Subject 2: Girthy much little bitch hoe?

by Resnad October 18, 2018

gurty

kinda like great or fat

a bloody gurty house

by tom April 19, 2003

girthy

Not scrawny, like Kami

Most Americans are kind of girthy because they eat unhealthy food

by Bill E. Naire September 16, 2008

Girthy

A cock that is considerably large in width

Dude have you seen Michelle Obama's cock? It's girthy

by Edgy headass June 2, 2018

Durty Gurty

when a guy is fucking a chick A in the ass from behing, while chick B eats out chick A from underneath, and then the guy pulls out of chick A super fast and she shits all over the face of chick B. thus making Chick B a `Durty Gurty`

hey steve how was your night?
it was great i had a three way with those two girls and made the blonde a durty gurty!

by bobandyrandy August 19, 2010