Griswoldic

A foolishly impractical endeavor in the pursuit of family fun ideals

I led my family on a griswoldic hike to the end of Cape Cod.

by HuskyDoozy October 20, 2025

Rusty Griswold

When your girl is on her period and she tells you to take the backdoor but you slip it in the front to use the blood as lube before sticking it in the back, and when you pull out, your Griswold is all Rusty lookin' from blood and shit.

"Yo, I heard you through the wall last night. She sounds like a good ride."

- "Yeah man, we were throwing down all crazy and she said I'm bleeding so take it on the back. I didn't even think before I got a Rusty Griswold"

by Ragnaroks Hammer September 9, 2015

Lazy Griswold

When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.

Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswold

by Bush mick December 16, 2020

Pulling a Griswold

The act of taking something that is going smoothly and according to plan, then intentionally sabotaging it for no other reason than to add chaos.

"I couldn't stop Kyle from pulling a Griswold at my Eagle Scout project last night"
"Oh no. What happened?"
"He spiked the ensure at the nursing home."
"That monster. And everything was going so smoothly."

by CIVY VORTAC September 11, 2016