Briefcase wanker

a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students

see him? hes a briefcase wanker!

by inbetweenerLover October 21, 2011

briefcase

a case with a handle; for carrying papers or files or books

in fact he looked like a typical businesman...you know,dark suit and briefcase

by maorongrong July 24, 2007

briefcase mong

A phrase commonly used to insult individuals carrying a briefcase and wearing a suit.

Jay: Alright briefcase mong?

Will: I am here you know.

by BriefcaeBoy May 16, 2011

Briefcase

To smuggle drugs in ones anal orifice to transport past TSA or other security

I refused to smoke the joint Kevin brought because I knew he briefcased it passed security

by diggerz March 7, 2017

Briefcase

When you capture your ejaculation in your foreskin to be deposited later.

Don't worry I briefcased, so there is no mess in the bedroom.

by ibcuibds'uvs November 11, 2014

brixton briefcase

A Mcdonalds/KFC burger box, as seen carried by every black male in Brixton

they all got on the tube stinking out the place with their Brixton briefcases

by howsyourdad April 18, 2006

Briefcase wanka

Briefcase wanka. Where do I start this person is your best friend! The funniest fucker out. Can brighten up the room with there bangin humour. You will deffo miss them if you don’t have them around. Can entertain anyone and anything. a major hot bitch and does not have a dangler!!!

“briefcase wanka is a right laugh ”

by Briefcase wanka April 30, 2019