gauche

the classy way of saying awkward. use it.

sean, you are incredibly gauche.

by weinardy November 23, 2011

slap grouchy

when very tired, a person can be slap grouchy, on the edge of sleep but grouchy. The opposite of slap happy.

she was so tired she was slap grouchy.

by Deathtoll79 August 30, 2020

birthday grouch

Dedicated to any individual who is old enough to stop counting birthdays, but still pissed off enough to lash out at well wishers.

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to...
Hey, why don't you stick that birthday shit up yer ass...
Well, ok then. Mr birthday grouch...

by YAWA January 31, 2020

gauchebag

A douchebag who is also bad-mannered.

Did you see that gauchebag from the law school picking his fingernails with his fork?

by Lesbrarian November 5, 2010

graunch

to damage something by using excessive force, often with the use of an incongruos implement

"i can't seem to close this lid, it looks like someone's tried to graunch the fucker open"

by leon aeon cnut cobalt-blue December 17, 2003

Oscar the Grouch

The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.

Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH

by shshsauce July 3, 2005

gaucho

1. The cowboys in Argentina
2. An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant?

1. Gaucho, sos un boludo ché...
2. Who is the gaucho amigo, why is he standing in your spangled-leather poncho, whith the studs that match your eyes? Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome...

by Hugh G Rection January 27, 2005