Grandma

An old woman that makes you so mad you yell at her saying "STOP PISSING IN MY CORN FLAKES!!!"

Me:My grandma's pissing in my corn flakes
Jucenda:Is she really pissing in you corn flakes?!
Me:No >_>

by Neko Kidd September 24, 2011

Grandma

Short for the liquor shot Grand Marnier.

I can't get the taste of Grandma out of my mouth.

by Ryrob May 13, 2005

Grandma

An old lady that smells like poop. Has wrinkles, brown spots on her skin, and uses a lot of saliva when kissing your cheek.

My grandma's BO is worse than the smell of my ass crack after a week of no wiping.

by ijwahak December 29, 2005

Grandma

A nice woman who deserves lots of love, and is the mother of your father/mother.

Hi! my grandma made some hot food!

by uiopuiopuiuiopiui August 19, 2020

Grandma

She makes cookies

Duh

Grandma make me cookies this instant or I’ll snap your neck like I did with grandpa.

by LolFerrari September 27, 2020

Grandma

Someone who's old

Your GRANDMA lives in a house

by Ponderlicous August 20, 2021

Grandma's

A prison gang's headquarters or meeting place, or the cell of the gang leader.

Meeting at grandma's.

by Dak4President January 18, 2017