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GordoAlt comes from the corrê-primitive landscape of the Nepêt-å "dev" mythology. "Gordo" is often used to describe an extremely god-like individual - who is often mentally-challenged and hated until he's gone. The original gordo from the Nepêt-å "dev" mythology was just that. "Alt" comes from the ancient tale of when Rév-uläte was corrupt and awfully persecuted Gordo for being better than him. "GordoAlt" was a phrase later said by the mighty god now known as "castyte"
Corrupt officer: *arrests someone innocent*
Bystanders: Gordo Alt

Gordo Piedra 

When your brain is so big. Someone might call you a Gordo piedra when you get a good grade on a test, or make smart decisions. Also can be used sarcastically when someone does something stupid.
Wow, your such a Gordo piedra for figuring out how to do that math problem.
Gordo Piedra by Bcssraeb January 8, 2022

Gordo teton 

el gordo teton es un especimen que abunda en todas partes, sus argumentos carecen de sentido y su cabeza de claridad,
este titulo puede ser usado amistosamente entre amigos o como una manera de invalidar al resto con total impunidad
carlos es terrible gordo teton (amistosamente). sos terrible gordo teton (desclasificatoriamente). eu gordo teton (indefinido)
Gordo teton by softyl September 6, 2022

Fruity Gordo 

A brand name of a cask white wine of the Moselle variety. It comes in 4L and 10L casks and is usually only consumed by total piss-heads. It tastes like piss.
"Look at that old wino lying in the park next to his empty 4L cask of Fruity Gordo"
Fruity Gordo by soozee71 January 10, 2012

gato gordo 

The Spanish phrase for fat cat. Because fat cats are funny.
gato gordo by DUDEYOU'REONFIRE February 7, 2014

puto culo gordo 

This is basically a word in spanish which means fucking fat ass
One day there was this really fat dude in the middle of the hallway holding us all up, so my friend yelled,
"Oye,MUEVE tu puto culo gordo!!"
-Hey, MOVE you fucking fat ass!!