Googleghost

Someone whose only means of collecting information is through the WEB. A pale addict of the Web.
Somewhone who has lost touch with the REAL WORLD.

"Eric? Oh... he's a lost cause... Poor thing, white as a wet sheet but, hey!, whaddaya expect... he's a Googleghost."

Q. "Isn't Ruth coming to the Pajama Party?"
A. "What?! That Googleghost? No effing Way!"

Googleghost by Paganroman August 2, 2007

googlephoria 

After Googling for hours, you finally find what you were looking for.

The googlephoria I felt after finding a page that answered my obscure question was amazing!

googlephoria by brookesy111 November 10, 2014

googlestoimp 

Its like, you know, it defines itself.... i mean you just googlestoimp someone, ya know? ya feel me?
its the process of cunt-punting

"bro i just googlestoimped the fuck outta your mom" - Connor Lowry after googlestoimping my mother

googlestoimp by SugarTitsJones November 8, 2017

GoogleShit 

Bullshit as verified by Google

Hey, that is some Googleshit!

GoogleShit by IronStark October 5, 2018

Googlechondriac

Googlechondriac: when you can’t stop googling medical ailments.

Dude! Stop googling medical advice! You’re out of control! You’re a Googlechondriac!

Googlechondriac by Horny Thornley April 4, 2020

Goongleshplort

when cum

I goongleshplort your mother

Goongleshplort by BazingaMan32 April 17, 2022

Googlebop 

A weird Scottish man who has colourblind and can’t see.

Googlebop is such a Skibidi toilet

Googlebop by Me is Alive8097 February 6, 2025