Definitions by Paganroman

Googleghost

Someone whose only means of collecting information is through the WEB. A pale addict of the Web.
Somewhone who has lost touch with the REAL WORLD.

"Eric? Oh... he's a lost cause... Poor thing, white as a wet sheet but, hey!, whaddaya expect... he's a Googleghost."

Q. "Isn't Ruth coming to the Pajama Party?"
A. "What?! That Googleghost? No effing Way!"

Googleghost by Paganroman August 2, 2007

Netmetter 

Someone who is obsesively curious about what their neighbour is WRITING or WATCHING next to them in a Internet café or public space.

(composite word: Net and 'Mettere',Italian for to put,introduce.)

"I'm so fucking FED UP with feeling GUILTY about having a hard-on just 'cause some wanky NETMETTER's spying MY favourite Porn Site!!"

Netmetter by paganroman August 2, 2007

Yogurtha 

A female person addicted to the consumption of Low-Fat Yoghurt, usually in the attempt to maintain a slim waist-line.

"Jesus! Pamela has grown SO transparent of late! Her brother Gideon told me she's a closet Yogurtha..."

Yogurtha by paganroman August 2, 2007

Gelhead

Addict to gel.
Someone unable to step out of his/her front door without dousing his/her hair with gel.

"They found Lenny lying unconscious on the floor of his bedroom.Apparently he was suffocating from hair-clotting,the GELHEAD!"

Gelhead by paganroman August 2, 2007