Similar to beer goggles: due to the constraining effect of spending 99% of ones life in a specified, constrained, & contained area (i.e. an office), repeatedly seeing the same person raises the 'score' (avg: two points).
In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.
In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.
"she sits close to you.. never been a fan but I've seen so much of it with my office goggles that im warming up... guys are so weak..."
by j.get.me.out.of.here July 24, 2006
Get the office goggles mug.An imaginary set of goggles that automatically fit to most male students at Kansas State University at Salina after spending a short two weeks on campus. It makes a "2" a "10" Similar to beer goggles, however, the effects of Salina goggles do not cease regardless of sobriety. NO STRAIGHT MAN IS IMMUNE!!
Bryan realized that he had his Salina Goggles on when he caught himself thinking that chubby chasing was a good idea.
by * The Closer * September 20, 2009
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A cousin of beer goggles, but applicable to women. Just as beer goggles make unattractive women desirable to men, money goggles make unattractive men desirable to women. So a man can be a complete, misogynistic pig, but if hes a complete, misogynistic pig with 20 million dollars, women are willing to ignore the fact that he is a complete, misogynistic pig thanks to money goggles.
At first, Mindy hated the dirty, loud asshole at the end of the bar. When she found out he had a fleet of sports cars, a mansion in Florida and a Swiss bank account, she put on her money goggles and was soon fellating him in the back of his Rolls Royce.
by weasel1969 October 2, 2007
Get the money goggles mug.The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.
Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.
case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.
case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
by 313vagina April 17, 2009
Get the celibate goggles mug.after being at tan(all girls camp) for a few weeks, any guy who works there, or comes into the camp would be considered a sex god. girls going crazy over him, and thinking that he's the best looking guy in the world; the truth? he's actually pretty ugly, but the deprivation of not seeing real guys for a couple weeks gets to the girls.
"tanama goggles" makes a guy who would be average or slightly ugly in real life SUPER hot
"tanama goggles" makes a guy who would be average or slightly ugly in real life SUPER hot
it would be like taking clay aiken or jacob hoggard (lead singer of hedley)
and making him live at all girls camp
the girls would go crazy
because of "tanama goggles"
they would make him look like
taylor lautner or ashton kutcher
- attractive when he actually isn't remotely attractive
and making him live at all girls camp
the girls would go crazy
because of "tanama goggles"
they would make him look like
taylor lautner or ashton kutcher
- attractive when he actually isn't remotely attractive
by tanl<3ver2009 December 19, 2009
Get the Tanama Goggles mug.a figurative corrective lens for women whilst ovulating, that makes low-quality men appear attractive; phenomenon in which a woman finds someone she would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, due to her position in her monthly cycle- ovulation; an inadvertent and unavoidable phenomenon akin to beer goggles for ovulating women.
by TVC152 February 23, 2011
Get the ov goggles mug.Commonly occurs in male military service members who are deployed to locations across the world, absent or severely lacking in actual attractive females. This can occur over a long period of time, or immediatly upon boots on the ground, depending on how much pussy backlog the service member had prior to the deployment. Similar to Beer Goggles and the Shallow Hal theory, the affected service member will begin to find the most hideous of hideously ugly females attractive, commonly known as Deployment Queens. This is due to there being a vast shortage of attractive women and the unwavering need for the male specimen to bust-a-nut, regardless of the orifice it goes into or onto.
Service Member 1: OMG, this place is crawling with FUGLIES!!!
Service Member 2: Are you kidding me? Did you see that one chick with the sagging hair bun, the BCG's, the cankles and the FUPA?
Service Member 1: Umm, yeah, she is the leader of the pack.
Service Member 2: I know, I'd fuck her!!!
Service Member 1: WTF, really, dude??? You've got deployment goggles already? We've only been gone for 6 months.
Service Member 2: Are you telling me you wouldn't tap that?
Service Member 1: ........Yeah......I would.
Service Member 2: Are you kidding me? Did you see that one chick with the sagging hair bun, the BCG's, the cankles and the FUPA?
Service Member 1: Umm, yeah, she is the leader of the pack.
Service Member 2: I know, I'd fuck her!!!
Service Member 1: WTF, really, dude??? You've got deployment goggles already? We've only been gone for 6 months.
Service Member 2: Are you telling me you wouldn't tap that?
Service Member 1: ........Yeah......I would.
by Pokebreaker August 8, 2010
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