Goitse

Goitseone is a tall innocent cute boy who is a great listener too and the most loyal friend you can ever ask for.

Hi Goitseone you're such a great guy

by malumescott November 21, 2021

reverse goiter

the act of punching someone in the throat

"if you don't shut up i'm gonna reverse goiter you"
"oooh reverse goiter...right in the adam's apple"

by Brian Choj September 11, 2008

goft

when the act of giving a person a gift gets replaced by an act of goofery. If honestly accidental, it is considered to be a minor goft, but if intentional is deemed to be fully goft

I never got Suzy a gift for her birthday, so I fully goft her! I turned my phone off and took her best friendemy out for dinner just to avoid her.

by speedchef December 2, 2014

Goitered

Most commonly occuring during sporting events, it is when a ball lands right in front of/underneath a male and proceeds to bounce up and strike the underside of the scrotom and balls.

I was at the volleyball game the other day, and this kid got goitered and threw up! It was awesome!

by jfgetz21 June 16, 2009

Goite

Any nobs of the world, basically anyone who is jiving you.

Hols-wanker-y Community Centre for Knob-jockeys are capital goites.

by Cookie October 1, 2003

Goit

A goit is a synonym for the female genitalia, otherwise known as: vagina, pussy, fanny etc.

'Her goit is ape dude"
'Her goit is baggy"
'Suck your mums goit"

by dbol111 February 10, 2017

Goitous

The act of engaging in intercourse with a goiter.

Dude says, "Yo dawg you get lucky with that one broad last nizzie?"

Dawg says, "yeah dude, she was on her rag so I had to have goitous instead. Shit was intense!"

by mad_planet August 3, 2009