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waiting for Godot

When 2 or more people are trying to leave a place and one person declares the need to leave followed by absolutely no action on any ones part.
I tried to get my friends to go to the store before it closed, but we all just kept waiting for Godot.
by kirk September 15, 2017
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Godboner

a. when you reach a point of sexual excitement equivalent to the feeling of connecting with God

b. when you feel god caressing your boner from the heavens above

c. when the thought of God causes blood to rush to your penis
Dude I was praying in church and I totally got a godboner. It was so embarassing
by XFP September 11, 2010
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Godboner

Sexual excitement experienced by atheists when they secretly perform religious activities specifically for the sexual excitement they get from it
John: Dude, why are you wearing a cross? You're an atheist!
Patrick: I know man, but it gives me such a raging godboner! I'm going to mass this Sunday too!
by crazytownmcplod October 11, 2016
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godmotherversary

The day you became a godmother
It’s been a year since I became johns godmother, it’s my godmotherversary
by Txmzxn March 31, 2020
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Godiot

A human who embraces Supreme Creator fantasies over reality
Today I had the misfortune to be seated next to a Godiot on the train
by W8ing 2 Di June 27, 2021
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godiot

A person who would rather believe ancient stories than modern testable science
If it wasn't for godiots and their stubborn irrational beliefs, humans may well have been traveling to the stars by now
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Waiting for Godot

When one is waiting for Godot, they are waiting for something. This something will never happen and this someone will never show up. Normally this person is hopeful and certain that this something will indeed happen and this someone will indeed show up, yet they are wrong.
This phrase comes from the play of the same title written by Samuel Beckett.
ESTARGON: Let's go.
VLADIMIR: We can't.
ESTRAGON: Why not?
VLADIMIR: We're waiting for Godot.
by allamericangirl September 25, 2022
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