Definitions by XFP

Godboner 

a. when you reach a point of sexual excitement equivalent to the feeling of connecting with God

b. when you feel god caressing your boner from the heavens above

c. when the thought of God causes blood to rush to your penis

Dude I was praying in church and I totally got a godboner. It was so embarassing

Godboner by XFP September 11, 2010