sao-pei

Cantonese word meaning to save yourself the embarrassment of doing something that would lead you to suffering embarrassment.

Literally means to "keep skin" or "collect skin".
Your morbidly obese friend just signed up for high jump classes, you say to her:
"Hey Bethany, sao-pei please! Jesus Christ have you seen yourself?!"
by crazytownmcplod July 27, 2016
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Godboner

Sexual excitement experienced by atheists when they secretly perform religious activities specifically for the sexual excitement they get from it
John: Dude, why are you wearing a cross? You're an atheist!
Patrick: I know man, but it gives me such a raging godboner! I'm going to mass this Sunday too!
by crazytownmcplod October 11, 2016
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