Godboner 

a. when you reach a point of sexual excitement equivalent to the feeling of connecting with God

b. when you feel god caressing your boner from the heavens above

c. when the thought of God causes blood to rush to your penis

Dude I was praying in church and I totally got a godboner. It was so embarassing

Godboner by XFP September 11, 2010

Godboner 

Sexual excitement experienced by atheists when they secretly perform religious activities specifically for the sexual excitement they get from it

John: Dude, why are you wearing a cross? You're an atheist!
Patrick: I know man, but it gives me such a raging godboner! I'm going to mass this Sunday too!

Godboner by crazytownmcplod October 11, 2016

godboger 

person who fears god, who doesnt want to take part in religous activity,doe not like re lessons.

that aint my cup of tea im a bit of a godboger

godboger by Bobs uncle C November 7, 2006