Godboner

a. when you reach a point of sexual excitement equivalent to the feeling of connecting with God

b. when you feel god caressing your boner from the heavens above

c. when the thought of God causes blood to rush to your penis

Dude I was praying in church and I totally got a godboner. It was so embarassing

Godboner by XFP September 11, 2010

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Godboner

Sexual excitement experienced by atheists when they secretly perform religious activities specifically for the sexual excitement they get from it

John: Dude, why are you wearing a cross? You're an atheist!
Patrick: I know man, but it gives me such a raging godboner! I'm going to mass this Sunday too!

Godboner by crazytownmcplod October 11, 2016

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Godboner • godboger

godboger

person who fears god, who doesnt want to take part in religous activity,doe not like re lessons.

that aint my cup of tea im a bit of a godboger

godboger by Bobs uncle C November 7, 2006

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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