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a. when you reach a point of sexual excitement equivalent to the feeling of connecting with God

b. when you feel god caressing your boner from the heavens above

c. when the thought of God causes blood to rush to your penis
Dude I was praying in church and I totally got a godboner. It was so embarassing
by XFP September 11, 2010
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Sexual excitement experienced by atheists when they secretly perform religious activities specifically for the sexual excitement they get from it
John: Dude, why are you wearing a cross? You're an atheist!
Patrick: I know man, but it gives me such a raging godboner! I'm going to mass this Sunday too!
by crazytownmcplod October 11, 2016
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