Gobble gobble 3000 

To Give a really fast and intense head to a male.

"Yooo Jessica gave me real quick gobble gobble 3000 last night"

"It went like shhsvwvshwhwheusheh"

Gobble gobble 3000 by A person who hates ppl :) August 19, 2019

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

gobble knob by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005

Gobble Flop 

The act of bouncing ones hanging testicles off a woman's neck while receiving oral sex making it look like she has a turkey gobble.

On a hot summers eve last year Andy proceeded to gobble flop his lady down by the pond, midway through they ended up sticking to her neck.

Gobble Flop by RobSonic November 26, 2009

Gobble my Hog

An instance in which your girlfriend will wrap her lips around tip, shaft, and/or ball sack and proceed to gobble like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

I cant come to baseball because my girlfriend is coming down to gobble my hog

Gobble my Hog by The Hog Gobbler December 6, 2010

Gobble Copter 

The act of motor-boating another person's buns or thighs. Ladies love this seductive use of skin-slapping cheek movement. Gobble sounds make it all the better.

I can't wait to go home so you can give me a furious gobble copter! - mom

Gobble Copter by Westside47 April 16, 2015

gobble my knob

1. Command- Perform oral sex upon me.

2. Taunt- similar to f*ck you. a sign of disrespect

1. Hey I'm feelin' horny, why don't you get on your knees and gobble my knob.

2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can gobble my knob.

gobble my knob by [e-mail] April 11, 2006

gobble neck 

The hideous flap of skin that hangs from some old people's necks.

Strom Thurmond had a fine gobble neck.

gobble neck by funk_knuckle June 10, 2004