glunk

To slides your glasses down your nose and peer over the top of them.

The chick said something I did not believe to be true, so I dropped a glunk on her, and she started backpedaling like all get out.

by Sir Glunkalot September 29, 2011

Glunt

Glare + Grunt. Very common comeback from stupid, ugly chicks that don't have much to say.

Shannon: "Man, does wHitney even talk?! I don't think I've ever heard a word come from her mouth"
Jimmy: "I agree, she glunts instead of saying anything."

by mjjmgraham December 30, 2011

Glunt

A small belly that develops just above a woman's pubic bone and ends at the waistline. Sometimes known as a peterbelly. Usually caused by frequent sex.

"Lee sure is cute but she's got a little bit of a glunt. I'd still eat it."

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 15, 2003

Glunus

When ones asshole is glued shut and one holds his shit till it pops free.

Holy shit i blew my Glunus tonite.Hurt like a mother fucker

by Sherman March 4, 2007

glunky

When you feel clumpy and want some food but you're too lazy to get up. When you just feel ehh..

I feel glunky

by PiperChickenNugget January 28, 2017

glunk

the stuff in your pants after you have a wet dream.

dude, i had an awsome dream. i found glunk in my pants the next morning.

by torra borra May 18, 2004

glunker

An elderly individual that has a mole that resembles that of an iceberg on fire.

The Glunker went to the dermatologist but nothing counld be done because he was too old and the dermatologist was afraid that the glunker might eat him.

by BGlunker November 15, 2003