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glapper

Why are you a glizzy glapper
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gopper

british money, due to its colour

£5...green
£10...orange
£20...purple
£50...red
how much gopper you got on you?
by jacky wheatbone April 21, 2010
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gopper

a male who jumps from girl to girl.
a male version of a bopper
that gopper dumped his girl for her friend, then dumped her and went her cousin.
by miss_kim06 October 9, 2003
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Gopper

The sort of bird that you get matched with on dating sites. Never mind that you're a thirtysomething singleton who's still got their ex from 6 years ago on a pedestal, with the beginnings of male pattern baldness and a teeth that haven't been whitened, honest!

A gopper tends to that girl that you went with when you were 17 because you knew she would put out on the way home from burger king.. Not generally known for their looks or litheness, their elegance, or decent binocular vision. A gopper is considered as undesireable by your initial, superficial inbox-based reckonings, but if truth be known, a little mouth-breathing and obsessing over unicorn paraphernalia is offset by the ease with which you find your fingers entering her foaming, slightly sweaty smelling vagina in the corner of the cinema car park.. You dirty boy.
Lad 1: what about her?
Lad 2: oh mate, she's a gopper!
by Sumfacthunt July 29, 2013
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Glomper

Yo I heard Jessica is a glomper.
Ye she's a Jew but with blue eyes and blonde hair.
by Big papa miku April 24, 2017
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gloppenpoopen

I hope you gloppenpoopen tonight
by dickdickdiiiiiick May 19, 2017
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Gloppeshlong

Yeah fam I was out here hanging out at Gloppeshlong.

Gloppeshlong is pretty bitchin'.
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