glopping

Pouring cement into your asshole and trying to take a shit, thus creating a force that will blow your cheeks apart; an unmovable object vs an unstoppable force.

Jeff: "Last week I was out of school cause I was glopping so hard I had to be sent to the hospital"

Kevin: "What the fuck"

by lazality January 6, 2024

Glop

The sound your gyal makes when your shagging and she tries saying something but she is in the middle of giving head.

Man: Yes Shantel *Moans*
Women: *Glop Glop*

by WYFisapseudonym? June 16, 2018

Glop

A fat ass dab

" Look at this huge bedtime glop. I'm going to sleep so good. "

by Meatloaaf September 12, 2019

Glop

Internet slang used to say “oh my god.” Instead of god, most people put glop.

Person 1: Dude, this meme is so funny!

Person 2: Haha, oh my glop!

by InvaderKaz January 3, 2025

glop

to glorby glorp you glop

"Yoo, I just totally glopped that guy."

by zonkerwonker December 1, 2023

Glop Sauce

Sauce from Glop. Used to Glop Lid a person ;)

1) Jared was really jonesing for the Glop Sauce tonight!

2) Would you like Glop Sauce on that sammich?

3) My gf blows, I need to whip out that Glop Sauce!!

4) She wanted the GFE, so I hooked her up with that Glop Sauce!

5) This is my son, Sauce!

6) I gave her the GSE: the Glop Sauce Experience! Now her eyes won't open!

by Glop the river May 24, 2009

glop

penis shaped object in mouth

me when that glop hit

by groovygal444 January 11, 2023