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Jizz Lobotomy

While receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the penis (urethra) in one of the female's nostrils to let the load loose.

Bonus points - Egyptian Lobotomy - Only achievable with an exceptionally thick load...removal of the load looks like a step within the Egyptian mummification in process - pulling out the brain through the nose...
Last night I pulled the Jizz Lobotomy on my girl... Cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!
by Dewyz1100 January 12, 2011
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Lobotomy

A process involving the removal of a critical part of the brain (through the nasal cavity) that is also a pre-requisite action before becoming a PID theorist.
"I have had my lobotomy" said the PID theorist.
by The Great Apocalypse February 4, 2015
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Lobotomy Girl

That weird MOD on Go Super Model that is never online. She says she has a tattoo but I bet she's lying to make herself sound cooler. What is a 19-year-old doing on GSM anyway?
by Silly Doll March 14, 2009
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Cocktail Lobotomy

Being extremely drunk and being very happy. On the way to blackout city.
"Look at Joe over there, he's drank so much that he's had a cocktail lobotomy"
by Zven January 30, 2009
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Sexual lobotomy

When you have so much sex, or such amazing sex, that you're dead to the world.
as in "I just gave my girlfriend a sexual lobotomy"

Or "I dont think I'm gonna make it over I feel like I've had a sexual lobotomy."
by Mikeymike10159 July 18, 2015
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lobotomy

if one is successfully able to insert their head into a menstrating vagina, making sure that the head is covered in blood
Congradulations, sir. Your lobotomy was an incredible success.
by Standford August 28, 2006
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lobotomy

A location where scientists perform experiments in order to make advancements in the scientific community.
In 1934, when Jimmy was in his lobotomy fiddling around with his friend Horatio and a saw, he inadvertently performed the first laboratory.
by Phrogger April 22, 2006
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