Glob drop

A soggy turd that comes out in separate drops, sounding like a large water droplet.

Jeez man, my glob drop caused a tsunami in the toilet.

by HITNOKAT August 12, 2015

Glob Head

One addicted to Globbing

Can also turn into a Glob Knob

Hey buddies being a real glob head lately

by Two Blunt November 18, 2018

glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.

Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.

by Botta Bing July 28, 2019

glob snob

A person who is “too” picky about smoking wax

“Trina is such a glob snob I offered her a dab the other day and she sniffed it and said she was good”😂

by Rizzledizzlemizzle August 9, 2022

glob gobbler

A person who sucks copious amounts of dick.

Your mom is a glob gobbler or you know she a glob gobbler on god.

by mavbot01 March 7, 2023

Glob World

An out of bounds area in video games. I.e. Skyrim's Whiterun

"This is it boys, we've entered Glob World."

by Zebraiscool12 November 30, 2025

oh my glob

The "Adventure Time" version of "oh my gosh", or "oh my god". Most commonly used by Lumpy Space Princess, a.k.a. LSP.

"Oh my glob, look at her shoes!"

"Oh glob, they're so ugly."

by _Pocahontas_ January 28, 2013