Mexican Gardener

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist

John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die

by vennyweenny September 24, 2023

Garbage bag glad

To express tier 1 gladness.

Karla: Hey Ahson, I just got you new shoe laces.
Ahson: OH KARLA, THAT MAKES ME GARBAGE BAG GLAD!

by NoFearNasir August 11, 2012

glad hands

Used to describe a handshake from a person who has malicious intentions, in regards to your future.

Fuck smiley glad hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses

- from "Aenima" by Tool

by Thug 4 L1f3 September 21, 2005

glad eye

"give the glad eye" - look seductively at someone

When Bradford Bulgingmuscles entered the room, Lucy batted her lashes and gave him the glad eye.

by Nathan G Johnson March 10, 2004

Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.

BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!

by Bob December 20, 2004

Gardak!

Disposition to solitude; a feeling of depression resulting from being alone.

"Is there a word in Klingon for loneliness? Ah yes. Gardak!"

by Artie Kpipe March 29, 2010

Mushroom Garden

When a nuclear/atomic bomb is dropped, the smoke from the all the energy rises up and resembles that of a mushroom.

When many nuclear/atomic bombs are dropped, you now have what resembles that of a Mushroom Garden.

1. Japan decides to attack United States again for whatever reason, seeing as how they didn't learn the 1st time when only 2 bombs were dropped. This time United States drop a nuclear bomb on every single Japanese city; Japan now resemble a Mushroom Garden.

2. WW3 has went nuclear, every country that posses nuclear weapons launches them at their adversaries; the world now resembles a Mushroom Garden.

by iamwhoiamnot November 7, 2010