Ever Given

A "Plus size" Turd that refuses to flush.

"FFS, Who's parked an Ever Given in the Suez again?

Ever Given by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021

Zero shits given

The inability to give even one shit about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.

Simon: "Sophie, I asked you to complete that work before the meeting!"
Sophie: "Zero shits given, Simon."

Zero shits given by simon180 May 24, 2015

any given sunday 

No matter what the oddsmakers say, on any given sunday any team can beat any other team. Coined by Bert Bell.

The Lions are 0-15, but next week, you know, any given sunday

any given sunday by Job 3:16 December 24, 2008

Ever Given

Someone who's been constipated for days without relief.

Man, my tummy's achin' I got the ever givens.

Ever Given by icehot1 March 26, 2021

no fucks given 

to not care at all

bob:damn ur ugly Daniel:no fucks given

no fucks given by Level 100 mafia boss January 19, 2019

Not a single fuck was given 

No one cared.

At all.

About anything.

At that moment.

Ever.

T: Does Urban Dictionary even have the meaning for "not a single fuck was given"?! I can't find it!

N: Not a single fuck was given to define it.

Not a single fuck was given by jadestone June 12, 2014

None Given 

When one gives zero(zilch) fucks. The art to give zero fucks. Gangs have been created due to the amount of fucks they gave. To have a completely empty bag of fucks.

" Wow he real said None Given when he punched Billy in the face."

"Did you see Bob move out at the age of 14. He must have said None Given."

None Given by TheyCallMeNonegiven December 16, 2012