crystal gripper

brain washed hippies who believe different types of crystals, usually high in cost, can fix different problems in life.

see also; coping mechanism

I spent $100 on a rock today so I can post blurry photos on Instagram to show how much of a crystal gripper I am.

by Rev. Kins March 7, 2014

gimpery

Gimpery is to Gimps as Buggery is to randy little Buggers.

You boy, stop that gimpery post-haste.

by Joniquai January 5, 2004

Grippers

Grippers, another word for feet, specifically a tense foot digging into the ground

“LMAO LOOK AT THE GRIPPERS”
“Put the dogs away!”
“Stop shaming my feet”

by MothMansHoe November 11, 2021

Random Gapper

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.

Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.

by mammoth boy May 27, 2011

gimper

Someone who hates mediocrity, an overachiever, always doing his/her best in everything, is not satisfied with "it's okay"; it has to be "it's great!"

1) He can never settle for anything less than what's best for him because of the gimper in him.
2) That's such a gimper move bro, running two miles instead of the one mile that coach asked.
3) Gimpers never quit.

by Ardor Mentor June 22, 2010

grippers

Nasty feet that look like they grip the ground

Guy A: Woah, dude. It's so warm in here. I'm gonna take off my shoes off real quick...
Guy B: Woah, gnarly! Put them grippers away!

by Verday June 29, 2022

Young Gripper

A Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Chick-Fil-A.

Stopped by Chick-Fil-A, got myself a Young Gripper, feelin' pretty good.

by Confirmologist6969 June 11, 2020