gazzamongo

someone who claims to be straight, but whom everyone knows is as bent as a banana. they will then try to justify themselves with multiple pictures, when that doesn't work they will start trying to smear others. this person will never drop an arguement whether they are right or wrong and see no problem with this.

i am str8 - commonly used defense mechanism by a gazzamongo

by bradaz11 August 4, 2006

Gezzabelle

Typically a brother in law who is Uber-sensitive to heckling Aka the perfect target. Tries to stay young by “early adopting” mullets, only to find out mullets will never and were never in vogue. If you push a Gezzabelle too much he may leave the country.

He was a classic Gezzabelle of a brother in law, always sooking and couldn’t fight back as lacked a basic vernacular.

by Crunchiest666 June 23, 2022

getzariffic

absolutely fantastic... in a fanciful wishful thinking sort of way; marked by or given to an impressive, large-scale display.

"My guns are getzariffic"
"Lahav makes me feel all getzariffic"
"Getzariffictacular!"

See alspo getz

by GETZNZ February 7, 2008

Gazzada

A city in the north of Italy

I'm going to Gazzada, a city in the north of Italy

by Imanorange November 3, 2011

getzamani

A rare pokemon who uses many moves to destroy his opponents such as mimicking and singing soothing melodies. Has a very short temper when it's getting roasted by the dogos. Enjoys playing sports when he's out of his poke ball, also like posing without a shirt when trying to attract female pokemon it's very effective.

Dude!!!! I choose you Getzamani!!!!!

by Mikejonessssss July 21, 2016

Gizzard Hammer

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.

Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Gizzard Slaps

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.

Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019