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Gerg

A Gerg is a person who enjoys very large ejaculations on turtles and other aquatic life. The word originates from a man who found himself in a shitted bathroom stall at his local supermarket. This led him to take action to support all of the water-residing endangered species. His cum was so fertile it helped increase turtle nesting sites. For his noble actions, he was compensated with volunteer hours.
Do you see that guy over there? He's such a Gerg; while running at the park, I saw him stick it in a turtle and then he proceeded to cum all over the poor creature. However, the turtle's shell did seem to grow thicker. Maybe I should get myself a Gerg.
by suckmybouncybasketballs January 28, 2020
mugGet the Gergmug.

Gerges

Acting like a bad bitch, being to much for the normal people, having a extreme BBL attitude

Pronounce like Georges
You’re acting like a Gerges!

Stop it , you gerges !
by Nicki-queen- November 23, 2021
mugGet the Gergesmug.

Gerg

A bald slap head person who mains pulse on siege.
Look at Greg hes such a gerg.
Greg went to ali barbers and came out as gerg
by Yure tarded December 17, 2019
mugGet the Gergmug.

Gerging

The act of prematurely ejaculating and sensually moaning.
Guy 1: Damn, I was gerging last night.
by SimAlias October 1, 2017
mugGet the Gergingmug.

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