Gareth

a sweet and talented guy, usually a musician, and a friend to all.

1. Did you see that band last night? Their bassist was a Gareth!

2. Do you know Gareth?
Everybody knows Gareth!!!

by secretively February 24, 2010

Dirty Gareth

A man that has an above average size of penis is very kind but not to be taking for a fool they are also strong alpha males not to be looked at the wrong way

Dirty Gareth battered the shit out of someone who looked at him the wrong way then later went hom to be an alpha male pleasuring his lady.

by Ninjalad March 29, 2020

Gerth

It is usually how big around something is

“Omg Stacy have you seen Byron’s cock it has so much gerth and length”

by Ginger👃 November 16, 2018

Dirty Gareth

Not to be confused with a ‘dirty Garfield’, there is no pussy involved with a Dirty Gareth. The Dirty Gareth defines the mutual destruction of two male anuses, specifically describing the act of anal fisting between two similar looking Middle Aged Caucasian men.

See them two men at bar, that’ll be a Dirty Gareth tonight.

by Bazza66998 February 26, 2019

Gareth Bale

Synonym of physical injury.

Bob was taken to hospital for minor gareth bales..

by Saltbender November 13, 2017

gerth turtle

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

Greeth

Greeth can mean a few things (v) The act of throwing something away. (a) being sad. (v) wait for a really long time.

(v) 1: I just greethed your candy wrapper. (a) 2: I’m sorry your so greeth, is there anything I can do? (v) 3: I had to greeth for a very long time.

by XxXcLoWnChEcKxXx April 26, 2020