Gerdus

A Gerdus is problematically privileged, and always disappoints women, but not for the reasons you think (wink). A known flaky Grindr user, a Gerdus always scores (always), is emotionally intelligent, and is the king of small talk. He's the modern day Apollo, that can balance anything on a bike on the way from IKEA, and who always shows up with great baked goods. It must be said however, he is a hazard to your ovetln.

Person 1: OMG Gerdus did you just deepthroat those grapes?
Gerdus: Yeah what else is new?

by Artemis_and_Dionysus October 1, 2022

Gerpes

The disease you get when you interact with Gerg, it originated with a Gerg and a feline named Dusty.

Gerg gave Gerpes to Dusty

by Tanman December 18, 2022

Geddes

A Geddes is a person who has hair loss from an early age and as a result their head has the appearance of being perfectly round like an orange

Your Head is well Geddes

by SprankTank July 7, 2023

Gerneschön

Kann als Antwort auf „Danke“ verwendet werden. Heist “ich habe es mit großer Freude gemacht”

-Es war so nett von dir, mit mir zu gehen. DankeSchön.
+Gerneschön, immer

by Drneu December 26, 2023

To Geddes

To fuck up something really badly and blame someone innocent, especially if its really apparent it was your fault.

"I never fitted the cables the wrong way, it must have been you." - To Geddes

by anonmouse123 September 7, 2013