Gaffi

When something is not good.
Mostly used by a group of bros and Achmed in particular.

Poll: Ey Achmed I failed flipping the joined.

Achmed: Thats pretty Gaffi man.

by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 September 20, 2019

gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter

When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020

No guff, chet

1. Interjection used to express disbelief at an understatement. Obviously; no shit.

2. Statement used to express general agreement with a friend. Fuckin' A'; for real; I heard that.

(Chet can be dropped in any usage)

1. Bill: Your leg is on fire!

Tim: No guff, Chet!

2. Carl: We really stepped in it this time.

Joe: No guff.

by squeezmunky February 16, 2010

muff guff

Poetic euphamism: The spontaneous and audible expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity, often during fast-paced coitus. There exists a breed of women that can and will perform this phenomenon on cue.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.

Girl: 'My muff guff abilities are so advanced, I've been invited to join the London Philamuffic.'

by Battered Platinum June 24, 2005

dirty guff

A filty dirty smelly pussy

I am not going up that dirty guff for all the fish in the sea

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

Guff Trail

The foul odor trail left by someone who smells. The smell that lingers after they have left the room.

L: "Have you smelt her today"

C: "I walked down the corridor right through her Guff Trail"

by Monrgt August 16, 2011

half gaff

half gaff is a Scottish term used to describe a party that has a smaller number of people than a usual one.

Half gaff is defined in the Scottish slang folklore as a party with not enough people to call it a full party. For example a 'party' with under 20 people would be defined as a 'half gaff'.
'Thought it was going to be a full on party last night man?'
'Nah not enough people had to be a half gaff bro.'

by djkt June 2, 2017