gander reveal

A meme that was going around r/traa for a week then died. It was used to poke fun at people who throw a party over their baby's genitals

angy tran: Come to my gander reveal
gross cishet: don't you mean gen-
angy tran: no you pedo
angy tran 2:*releases geese into the house*

by DatGooseBoio February 2, 2021

Take A Gander At My Ballsack

A phrase originated from when the turtle from animal crossing: new leaf said "Take a gander" It was paired with "My ballsack" And used as a meet and greet, mostly at weddings, family reunions and bang outs.

Will - " Hey Katie, You silly Fuckin' whore, Come here."
Katie - "Anything for you, Daddy!"
Will - "Yeah Bitch, Take a gander at my ballsack!"
Katie - "What a monstrosity."

by Willy Smoker February 22, 2021

goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.

"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015

Gander

A hand-job

Hey I was hanging out with this girl last night and she ended up giving me a and my friend a gander

by Rahshsh July 18, 2018

Gander

A walk with no objective

You wanna go for a gander

by Bloody brill September 24, 2017

gander

1. To get screwed by someone or something.
2. To take a turn at something.

1. Dang it! I just got gandered by that midterm...
2. Dude... let me get a gander next at smash melee.

by Juicy Jayy September 20, 2016

groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016