Gambler's Fellatio

A Monopoly enthusiast's idea of their chances of getting a blowjob. Always wildly inaccurate - they have none.

Guy 1 - I'll trade you New York Avenue for Baltic Avenue.
Guy 2- go screw.
Guy 1 - I think that girl is giving me the blowjob face.
Guy 2 - I think you are succumbing to the Gambler's Fellatio.

by Nrubemit January 7, 2024

Gambler

Someone who gambles a lot.

In my case, it's someone I know.

That idiot is one hell of a gambler.

Gambler is being a faggot again.

by ashy wenis July 25, 2022

The Dog Gambler

A Dog who gambles. How Original. Your friends went to a local casino and sees a table full of dogs betting there fossils to win them all. It's a late night and the biggest better of them all was the dog. They were playing all sort of Gambling games but in dog rules just to keep it in balance with them all. Performing the Best dog who gambles and never lost to another dog even a cat for that sake, but that's just a rumor

Dog: Woof.
The Dog Translator: ALL YOUR BONES???
Dog: Woof (yessir)
The Person outside: That's the dog gambler!!! GUYS LOOK IT'S HIM THE DOG WHO GAMBLES MY LIFE SAVINGS 😭😭😭😭😭

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 2, 2025

Gamer Gambler

A gamer who bets in lootbox, skins and crypto currency gambling websites.

Hey, I didn't know you were a gamer gambler? What do you gamble with… Skins?

Gamer gambling is far more widespread than people assume. Millions of gamers by lootboxes.

by gamduel September 11, 2019

$Gambler

A memecoin whose identity is based on a joke and/or whose performance is more determined degenerate gamblers.

"Hey bro, how'd you afford that lambo?"

"It was easy, I just invested my money in $Gambler and now I'm a millionaire"

by DegenGambler December 7, 2024

gamblers

money focused people, often millionaires

my friend denish is a successful gamblers

by denish fikri July 1, 2025

red gambler

a driver who drives through the red light.

Do not be a red gambler. Obey traffic rules.

by uttam maharjan May 17, 2010