Gambler's Fellatio

A Monopoly enthusiast's idea of their chances of getting a blowjob. Always wildly inaccurate - they have none.

Guy 1 - I'll trade you New York Avenue for Baltic Avenue.
Guy 2- go screw.
Guy 1 - I think that girl is giving me the blowjob face.
Guy 2 - I think you are succumbing to the Gambler's Fellatio.

by Nrubemit January 7, 2024

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Gambler

Someone who bets money on a dice game and wins $100 . Is a gambler!

Michael bet money on a dice game and won $100 . He is a big gambler

by Mommas boy 1242 January 16, 2023

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double gambler

Riding a hooker or ho bareback. fucking her back to front and front to back, gambling on your chances of getting an incurable STD. (2 hole action doubles your chances)

I took the chance and have her the double gambler

by The Gamblerr August 8, 2023

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Gambler

Someone who gambles a lot.

In my case, it's someone I know.

That idiot is one hell of a gambler.

Gambler is being a faggot again.

by ashy wenis July 25, 2022

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Probably the worst song by heavy metal band Iron Maiden. It's on the album Virtual XI, which came out in 1998. This song has really shitty sounding guitars, stupid singing, and it repeats the chorus at least 20 times, which means that it'll get stuck in your head very easily. The song is a shitstain on the Iron Maiden legacy.

Bradley: What Iron Maiden song should I listen to first?
Cooper: How about almost any song other than The Angel And The Gambler?
Bradley: Alright, I'll take your advice.

by Ryan_the_retard October 16, 2022

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Gambler

A person who tries to make another lose everything and claims to "hate" that person when they are in fact their biggest fan. Has a lot to say about that person's life and not their own because nobody pays attention to them. Wants a life full of pretend "I own the world" type of domination when its obvious they're just a fish in the sea. Petty as hell,has no good intuition about the universal laws. A total slimeball. Will eventually explode into a bunch of vomit smelling meat pieces from being so hateful.

did she just have a gambler moment?

He's a gambler,you should see him when he laughs at her like a little girl.

by Mandy Whittaker February 27, 2021

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