funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Funtching

The act of Munting and Felching on the same body, at the same time, with two different people

“Have you felched before?”
“I mean my friend brought me to the graveyard and we were funtching”

by jhaas April 2, 2024

Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025

funscinating

Both fun and fascinating.

Urban Dictionary is funscinating!

by F.R.Keys January 14, 2008

funacting

Joe Biden is funny acting.

Joe is so not right now a days, he is funacting

by BeliveIt November 23, 2021

Fushing

1. crushing on someone in a lustful manner
2. Drafting into the Alien war
3. Throwing a water bottle at someone
4. making eye connect while exiting a room

1. Daniel is fushing Saber

2. Daniel was flushed into the Chinese Revolution
3. Saber loves flushing people
4. Saber and Tori flushed after English class

by EraseSaber December 8, 2021

Funcking

When two people are having sex without commitment

Are you two in a serious relationship ?

No, we're just funcking

by Tew tban February 16, 2022