Dark Funeral

1. One of the greatest Black Metal bands in existance.

Dark Funeral makes many cd's, among them are "Teach Children To Worship Satan" and "The Secret of The Black Arts".

by Steve July 14, 2003

Funeral Shoes

Shoes worn by people who attend funerals. Sometimes worn to school by Jehovah's Witnesses. Often cheap and ugly.

A:Hey Eugene, where did you buy those funeral shoes?
B:I bought them at payless!

by The012 October 1, 2010

funeral for a friend

One of the best fucking bands to come out of the welsh music underground ever. joined kick ass tour with iron maiden and their latest album, casually dressed and deep in conversation was the best 50 mins in my life

Funeral For A Friend are kick ass, and all you metallers who think they suck are absolute bastards who wouldnt know good music if it went around biting people on the nose

by Ravenlord April 23, 2004

Funeral Fibs

Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.

"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."

"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".

Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"

by SensualOne March 28, 2012

Nigga Funeral

7 days of drinking, BBQing and neglecting all responsibility, all in honor of the some dead nigga.

nigga 1: Yo bro, I guess we need to finally get this job finished with.

nigga 2: Naw man, my cousin's step dady's half brothers's ex sister in law's baby's dady just got tased to death. We got a nigga funeral to go to.

by NWA2290 October 24, 2010

funeral shoes

Standard black lace-up dress shoes, usually cheap and uncomfortable. Often bought for a funeral and never worn again.

"You're seriously wearing cowboy boots with that?"
"My other choices were Nikes and funeral shoes, so yeah."

by thesd August 1, 2007

Hobo Funeral

When your hobo friend dies and you hoist him into the Safeway dumpster. Traditional.

Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.

by yellowhat September 10, 2012