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Fuddle

The act of farting into the urethra of an already recently farted-on penis; typically during an anal experience, typically accomplished in a huddle position.

There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.

This is a religious practice mainly done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the gas in a gesture of thanks.

I’m 30. And I still wrote this. Fuck you
“Hey, I appreciate farts during our one-on-one intercourse, but do you have a friend or an auditor you can call to fuddle around?”

“Now that our puddle has been fully smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss
by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023
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Fuddle

Fuddle is a slang term. The meaning behind is where a guy and a girl cuddle but the guy has the tip of his pecker In the girl but they don’t fuck just cuddle
John: “yeah bro me and Sarah fuddled last night.

Jack: “bro really so were me and your sister

John: “hehe that’s cool bro…..wait what
by JunoBlevins September 3, 2022
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Fuddle

Any sexual position that involves cuddling and penetration at the same time. (ie, the spoon)
That fuddle was great, now we can just go straight to sleep.
by Freddie Lasagna September 7, 2023
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Fuddle

Do you want to fuddle?”
by marmardupe August 8, 2024
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Fuddle

Fuck cuddles. When cuddles with a loved one turn into the horizontal two step.
"Hey babe, wanna fuddle?"
"Not now, the red dragon is destroying the village."
by The Seagull Fucker November 1, 2017
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Fuddle

When with another dog and they fart then try to cuddle you i’ts called a Fuddle!
Don’t try fuddle me u stinky fart bomb
by Ebony jade February 21, 2018
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Fuddle

A verb describing an absentminded blunder made by an adult male, typically a dad.
Mom: Oops looks like Dad made a little Fuddle! He dropped his keys in the scorpion pit again!
Daughter: He’s such a Fuddler
by Aoudad April 21, 2024
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