frunzfisting

The act of treating every grain of sand as if it were a giant boulder. The inability to distinguish between random tangental thoughts, and issues of substance. This debilitating problem is usually the result of a gargantuan estrogen imbalance.

We were on the verge of making progress, until Jeff frunzfisted us with the price of tea in China!

by Smart R Thanyou March 18, 2005

Frunze

(verb) To tighten the asshole

*caution: do not laugh hysterically while frunzing.

"I have to take a shit man!"

"dude, just Frunze it! "

by Cheeplook September 9, 2009

Franziating

The act of consuming copious amounts of boxed wine, particularly Franzia.

"What are you guys doing tonight?"

"Oh..well, we're Franziating then heading to the bar around 11."

by TimGraham February 7, 2007

franzwa

Very sexy man with a giant penis. If you come across one make sure you do your best to stay with one because they know how to please

I just came across a Franzwa he’s good in bed

by starwarsfan4202 December 7, 2020

pube frenzy

The conglomeration of pubic hairs left behind on the toilet, shower, floor, etc. after a male manscapes and either neglects to, or does a horrible job cleaning up the pubic hair outcasts.

Jed must have been manscaping again -- there is a pube frenzy going on in my bathroom upstairs!

by indyanna May 3, 2010

Five Iron Frenzy

A Christian Ska band that recently just got back together. They have a great sound and have been making music since 1995 and released their first album in 1996 and only around 500 copies of it exist. In November of 2011 they announced that they were going to start making music and touring again.

Jim-"Five iron frenzy is definitely one of my favorite ska bands. What is your favorite ska band?"
Bob-"Mine has to be the OC Supertones."

by Bubblyhorses December 31, 2011

Franz Kafka

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!

Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004