Frontside Ollie

Blowjob. Was used for the first time in Robins single "Frontside Ollie" in Finland.

Hes sister suddenly pulled the perfect "frontside ollie"

by jipx March 13, 2012

Southern Footsie

The act of using the arches of your feet to jack off someone while swimming in the lake.

Brian blew the biggest load in his pants from the southern footsie that Amanda gave him while we were all in the lake.

by Bazooman September 6, 2010

footstool

A bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home. It is much more comfortable than an actual footstool. The bald head ideally should be waxed or completely shaved so that it does not tickle or scratch feet. Some people also call this a baldy.

I wish I had my own human footstool or baldy instead of having to use this harder footstool from the store.

by Anna Isabella November 3, 2006

frosts my balls

An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.

Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

Froot

It can mean multiple things but its mainly used to describe something cool.

"you read Chris Jericho's new book undisputed?"
"yea it was pretty froot"

"look at the ass on that girl"
"damn that shit is froot"

"bro have you checked out the dirty heads"
"yea there fucking froot broski"

by Ebin Hennigan May 11, 2011

Y fronts

In Britain, cockney slang for men's underwear - per EastEnder's glossary

"Oy! Don't go out in the street in just your Y-fronts!"

by HB Rebecca September 3, 2005

footshit

When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.

"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."

by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018