spam fritter

n.

Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter

The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.

Oh, me piles are murder; i'm spending half me day rubbing ointment all over me spam fritter.

by bimpy January 19, 2004

Flag

Get the spam frittermug.

penis fritters

A penis fritter is an appetizer where you fry a penis in its own cum. Typically used when you tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Does that place serve penis fritters past 9:30 or am I to late

by Demonhuntr667 October 13, 2022

Flag

Get the penis frittersmug.

fried fritters

When someone sleeps around; a slut.

Kari called Cathy a fried fritter, but Kari should check herself and think before doing that again!

by Leslie May 13, 2005

Flag

Get the fried frittersmug.

Blueberry Fritter

Glazed donut with delightful blueberry jelly filling. aka Breakfast of Champions

Ted wouldnt start the day off with anything besides a Blueberry Fritter

by Jsmerch October 20, 2010

Flag

Get the Blueberry Frittermug.

Apple Fritter

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter

"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"

by WeeNerCoom April 11, 2021

Flag

Get the Apple Frittermug.

a Banana Fritter is made when a man and a woman love each other very much, and she is like "hey honey, I want you to C in my A" and so he does, and since they love each other very much, they arnt using any condoms, and he doesn't pull out right away, because there is an obligatory 10 mins of post sex cuddle time that keeps women from complaining. The problem is he's had a long day at work, and he's kinda tired, so that 10 mins suddenly turns into a whole night. When he finally pulls out of her the next morning he finds his rod looking a lot like a fried and battered treat

Keep it in her ass too long and you'll get a total banana fritter

by Poetix March 27, 2011

Flag