fluster pwn

The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.

In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.
Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.

Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!

Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!

Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)
by legalpwn January 7, 2010
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flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.
John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.
by Notikk July 28, 2009
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cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.
Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...
by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010
mugGet the cum flusteredmug.
an iconic quote that can be seen embarassing, yet funny. mostly used as a threat, sometimes romantically.
person: "im gonna pull up the 'flustered already, darling?~'"
by harperpilled June 11, 2022
mugGet the flustered already, darling?~mug.

Flusterated

The perfect word for when you’re feeling simultaneously flustered and frustrated.
“Can you tell how flusterated I am right now?”

“I hate walking through big crowds of people, I get so flusterated.”
by Asaprissa October 29, 2018
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button flustered

Inability to accurately record keystrokes when under intense pressure from frustrated clients.
Laura got button flustered when she was taking the large pizza order and recorded four prawn pizzas instead of the two prawn and two pumpkin we wanted.
by bewb_420 December 24, 2019
mugGet the button flusteredmug.

Flusterated

I was not mad before, I was just joking, but now i'm flusterated.
-CodeRedComputerGuy 2020
by NoahIsSrm October 27, 2020
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