Flurp

The noise a snail makes.

Person 1: Did you hear that flurp?!
Person 2: Yeah, there must be snails nearby.
Person 1: Oh...

by Dsaramina May 26, 2009

Flurona

When a person has the Flu virus and the Corona virus at the same time. A buzzword only, not an actual virus strain.

Karen is bedridden with what her doctor calls Flurona. Apparently she came down with Covid and Influenza at the same time!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2022

Flurb

Noun. n. (Flerb) Any person, male or female, living or dead, that is either immensely disillusioned, or is so enamored with the concept of role play, that they will dress and make accessible to themselves all of the following; A) Clothing in excess of five pieces of garb, weighing more than a legal twenty five lbs., B) Stage make-up that completely hides their face and identity, C) Backgrounds and stories, preferably histories, about how their chosen alter-ego came into being, D) Weapons that have no practical application on any battlefield, anywhere, and E) Names that include any of the following: An animal, a color, a plant, a mineral, a creature of world mythology, names from cultures that never existed, names from cultures that existed a long time ago, or names from cultures yet to exist, example: Sir Archduke Grand General, Priest of the Lemonade Stand of Gruesome Demise, Mr. Artimestriastidonicles Storm-death-doom-wolf-shark-black-white-red-dragon-sword-thorn-silver-hallibut, the Fifth, Esquire.

Arthon is such a flurb, we caught him dressed in full chainmail, reciting lines from Conan The Barbarrian behind the toolshed last Sunday.

by Nicholas C. Hoff (Jin) May 14, 2004

flurking

( Fl-UR-KING) (verb) the act of stalking and or creeping on someones facebook wall and/or photos .

My good friend Alyssa was sitting in class today flurking it up with some bitches

by Kush N Bush 4 All November 12, 2011

flurd

get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home

< andrewh> i think it stands for "get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home"

<@tonyj> andrewh: if you looked up the definition of flurd in the dictionary that's what you'd find.

by jenzaa January 15, 2011

flurfie

upset, morose, haunted, sullen, acrimonious

The flurfie mood of the Thanksgiving dinner drove Johnny to cut himself.

by Robert M. Jackson January 16, 2007

flurfnee

A complete euphanism for any curse

"Why you flurfing flurfer!" farmer Bob screamed at the kids stealing his cabbage

by Ivan Zero May 4, 2004