Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.

I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!

by Bequietnow November 27, 2016

dixie floater

A slut who changes schools, because at her previous school she was a huge whore. Tries to start over new and fresh, but everyone soon discovers she's still a skank, and a Dixie Floater

"yo you see the hot new girl from Adrian?"
"Yeah that broad is a Dixie Floater, stay clear Jimmy."

by 11mikey March 14, 2008

Flutter Blaster

An extremely wet and explosive shit that sprays all over the toilet bowl.

Dude! I just ate some tacos last night and I'm feeling a mean flutter blaster coming on!

by Space Man Johnson June 16, 2011

broad floater

Broad floater is a term that is used at a predominantly male gathering (watching a sports game, playing poker, etc.) where pizza is being ordered. Naturally, each male orders his own medium or large pizza with his choice of topping (usually meat-based) to prove his manliness to his peers. To satisfy the women and to avoid nagging equality/sexism comments, a couple of broad floaters are ordered. The typical broad floater includes feminine toppings such as feta cheese and spinach. Tip: Broads love whole wheat.

"Pass a slice of the broad floater and a Diet Decaf Pepsi to Jessica"

"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."

"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."

by Aadil Shamji, Shahista Kassam February 25, 2010

fanny fluttering

When you are sexually attracted to someone and you get butterflies in your vagina. I.e fanny fluttering

Sam called Danielle over and asked her if the fit guy over there made her horny I.e fanny fluttering

by sammmmbrandonnnnn November 28, 2013

fluttercussing

excessive cussing.

shit motherfucka ass tits cunt cock motherfucka shit ass tits mothafucka shit come on. fickity fuck. fickity fuck. fuckity fuck. fickity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fluttercussing.

by robotlegcommando August 1, 2011

Belgian Floater

A condom, used for anal sex, left floating in the toilet. (Belgian, as in waffles (textured/ribbed condoms), or chocolate).

I went to use the bathroom, and found this Belgian Floater in the toilet! Gross!!

by tcdacsap June 29, 2010