Flongus

A term used to describe someone who has a rather loud assclap while dancing or shaking hips.
You will experience Flongus if you have not practiced your twerking skills.

Jimmy: " Hey Jennifwa, wanna dance to Daft Punk?"
Jennifwa:" Sure Jimmy! My body is ready!"
*Jennifwa starts dancing to Around the World*
* loud clap sounds out of nowhere*
Jimmy: " Umm, Jennifwa, did you just Flongus?"
Jennifwa: "....sorry"

by Balls Are Handy January 6, 2013

flango

A flango is a crouching flamingo trained in the ancient arts of Kunwangnihaomachingis. The flango should not be messed with when encountered and instead should be invited to a tea party followed immediately by a street rules basketball game. The flango's favorite color is crimoelon a mix between astral cucumber and shit.

beware the fucking flango

by pieeater 5654 July 30, 2013

Flonge

When something's not too big or too small. Not too hot or too cold. It's neither too little or too much. It's just right. It's proper flonge.

'This weather is proper FLONGE'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'

by Tomkinswag July 10, 2014

Fongo

To call a friend using free long distance instead of getting charged.

Guy: Did you get charged for calling Sheila long distance?

Dude: No I totally Fongo'd her!

by Hellmuth555 November 30, 2011

Flingo

something long, hard, slick and hairy. It is very hard to catch because it is very slimy and wet after it is used.

I couldnt catch my flingo after i used it.

by eemmsss July 25, 2010

flogo

The inclusion of the American flag into promotional and branding materials in the aftermath of 9/11; a cynical marketing technique designed to appeal to Americans' inate sense of patriotism by associating a product with the American flag. Often used with GBA (noun: ostentatious flag wavers. Short for God Bless America.)

The Dodge dealership's new flogo ought to bring in plenty of business from the GBA's.

by Jack Noxious February 20, 2008

flungover

Going from being hungover to getting the flu all at once.

I thought at first I was just hungover, but I didn't get better and realized I had gotten the flu. I was flungover!

by Firstlyfe January 21, 2010