Flog

An Australian variation of 'wanker'. Like a wanker, a flog is someone who is full of themselves and makes a point of letting everyone know. However, where a wanker's braggadocio may have some small basis in fact (eg. they say the are the best singer in town and they can actually sing pretty well), a flog's self-image is divorced from reality to a farcical degree (eg. they say the are the best singer in town and they sing completely off-key). A try-hard.

Note: Flog and wank are also synonyms in their more literal usage, as both words mean 'to masterbate'.

Boofa's a total flog - was doin' doughies out front of the cop shop like he was a real tough cunt and then BANG, blew both his rears.

by Some Flog March 28, 2023

Floggin'

Showin' off or acting like you got something but you don't . (Chi-Raq Slang)

Marshawn : Bro, just got the new J's that came out !

Derrick: Man , stop Floggin' you know you ain't got them so what is you talkin' 'bout ?

Marshawn : A man can dream , can't he ?

by F.ck You Mean October 18, 2013

flagschnz

A meaningless word that is said by people trying to purposely confuse others or distract them from something. It starts off loud then gets quieter to increase confusion.

Boy 1: So what's your MSN password? You said you'd give it to me.
Boy 2: Oh yeah, it's flagschnz.
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Girl 1: Do you swear to god that you actually did that?
Girl 2: Yes, I swear to flagscnhz.
Girl 1: What was that?
Girl 2: Oh nothing. Hurry we'll be late for class!

by My real name is flagschnz. December 19, 2009

Flogamushake

A flogamushake (flog-ah-mah-shake) is when a guy who has finished peeing, shakes his 'member' more times than necessary.

To shake is human, to flogamushake... well still human, but completely unnecessary.

If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.

by Billy-Bob Savage November 1, 2010

Flagship Device

The best device that any technological provider has to offer whether it be a cell phone, laptop, or everything in between.

Yeah this is their flagship device...... for now

by Toymachine363 January 25, 2011

FLOGUS

A young YouTuber that love music,lil peep and xxxtentacion. Her real name is Florence but she likes to be called hellgirl, Flo or bossy flossy.

FLOGUS is my favorite YouTuber

by Flogus June 27, 2018

Flobster

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......

The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019