floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

by darewe August 1, 2023

Floaty party

Putting ones erect penis into a girls vagina and just letting it sit.

Floaty Party’s aren’t usually that fun for me.

by bigblackman13 May 4, 2018

National Floatie Day

september 19 is national floatie day grab your floaters and jump in the pool bitches

"Hey did you hear it's national floatie day?"

by Ello lauv September 8, 2020

Floatie

The act of fellatio (oral stimulation of the male sex organ) being performed while on the open water (fresh or salt).

Holy mofo, that chick can really suck the meat! She gives one hell of a “floatie”!!!

by Sik Bastid July 23, 2022

Floaties

Antibangs milkers

Me: So you worship the true and only god.
Stranger: Who?
Me: The god of Floaties. Antibang aka Elizabeth

by Subthy November 16, 2021

Floaty Ball

A magical ball that floats around the place, entertaining children everywhere.

Me: "that ball is floating, must be floaty ball."
Floaty Ball: "..."

by Floaty Boy July 18, 2016

Floaty biscuit

Another word for a poo in the toilet

Who's left a floaty biscuit in the toilet

by Jellydoc August 6, 2016