Floater Friend

A person you have no real connection with. They are somebody who you don't remember meeting but you are still 'friends'. You say 'hey' in the hallways and classes but you really never hang out.

Yeah, she's a Floater Friend. I don't remember how we met, but we say hey in class.

by ieatice July 21, 2019

Floater

Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons

Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.

We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a floater".

by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

floaner

Experiencing an erection in water. A "floating boner".

floa(ting) + (bo)ner = floaner

A floaner is usually in a pool or jacuzzi as the result of massage jets.

by youbettawork123 April 9, 2010

Flockertalk

A little known slang term for the area between ones genitals and booty hole. Otherwise known as a gooch, taint, or perineum.

I've got a solid sheen of sweat covering my flockertalk.

I'm gonna kick that dude right in his flockertalk.

by Flockertalk October 21, 2019

Pop-flocker

A person who only likes the music on the radio. their iPod consists of big name artist with only 1 or two songs from each artist.

girl1: OMFG I <3 Owl City! Fir3flies is the bEst $ong evEr!
girl2: Personally, I like Cave In.
girl1: what's that?
girl2: It's a song on the same album of fireflies.
girl1: never heard it.
girl2: BECAUSE YOU'RE A POP-FLOCKER

by Lyzzy_stardust October 13, 2010

sneaky floater

that poo left behind from your dirty Jamaican cousin... assole

I came into the bathroom only to find a sneaky floater.

by Coreykills June 14, 2015

balloon floater

3 meanings:
1: a balloon dildo with cum on it.
2:an asshole
3:a universal swear that nobody knows

1: ill throw a balloon floater at you!
2:your a balloon floater!
3:BALLOON FLOATER!

by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016