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closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!
by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004
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Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.
by J Holland June 28, 2006
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floaters

bits of plasma, protein, or vitreous that are suspended in the vitreous humor (the gelly substance that fills your eye ball)Though they are normal; most people will get them eventually. They can be congential (from birth) or develop (usually as you get older) They are annoying at first, but most people learn to cope with them. They can be best seen on bright days or while looking at a uniform object, such as the sky.
These floaters are distracting me!
by Anand M June 10, 2007
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flouge

speak and act so as to make it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not
Dont flouge you know you dont got no phone!
by Tracy Ellis March 31, 2009
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flagel

a flagel is like a bagel only flat
by Elphaba661 December 29, 2009
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Floater

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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flagella

Hairy thing that makes cells move.
Flagella Shmalella.
by Cheesy Sam October 8, 2003
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