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Wank Flannel

(noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.

2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.

Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.
1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."

2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."

3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."

4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."
by PornographyMilk June 4, 2010
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sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.
“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”
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Ranulph Fiennes

The hardest man in the world. While all these jocks are going on about how Chuck Norris is amazing Sir Fiennes is busy breaking impossible records and cutting off his own frost bitten fingers with a saw in his tool shed.
Chuck Norris: Never actually did anything hardcore, just acted in some TV shows

Ranulph Fiennes: Known as the best explorer and hardest man to have ever lived; living proof that the SAS produces the best.
by Theo S October 20, 2008
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Hero Fiennes-Tiffin

He is Josephine Langford’s boyfriend and is hot as fuck. “He is the fittest man in the world” said Barack Obama. “He is the best looking model” said Kendall Jenner. He is described as the best actor on earth.
He is as sexy as Hero Fiennes-Tiffin
by Whore4hero August 6, 2019
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fennema

1) verb: to consume so many alcoholic beverages (preferably Laker) that one can no longer function appropriately with regard to speech or motor function

2) noun: the state of being in which one is completely obliterated
1) "Bro, you going out tonight?"
"Yeah man, I'm going to fennema tonight!"

2) That guy is so drunk, he's gone full fennema.
by mlsb2014 August 11, 2014
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Hero Fiennes Tiffin

a wonderful human being who brings a smile to your face each time you see him. not only is he incredibly hot, {Hero Fiennes Tiffin} is also the kindest most compassionate person to ever exist on this plant
I need a {Hero}

“I’m going to the supermarket, is there anything I could buy you?”

“I could use a {Hero Fiennes Tiffin”
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Flannage

To violently rub your hand into somebody's hair whilst shouting "FLAAAANNNAAAGGGE" causing their hair to become very out of place or 'flanned'. Originated in the North East of England.
"I flanned that girl's hair and it felt good!"

"I'm having such a bad hair day, I feel like I've been flanaged by ten people!"

"Let's flannage her"
by Sara Dixy March 20, 2008
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