(noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.
2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.
Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.
2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.
Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.
1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."
2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."
3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."
4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."
2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."
3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."
4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."
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Get the Hero Fiennes Tiffin mug.To violently rub your hand into somebody's hair whilst shouting "FLAAAANNNAAAGGGE" causing their hair to become very out of place or 'flanned'. Originated in the North East of England.
"I flanned that girl's hair and it felt good!"
"I'm having such a bad hair day, I feel like I've been flanaged by ten people!"
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