Fleece Johnson

The legendary Booty Warrior of the Kentucky maximum penitentiary systems. Fleece Johnson was most active in destroying booty's during the 70's and 80's, when prison security was more lax. The Booty Warrior told reporters the importance of a man's butt in the prison system, and how it's importance supersedes even that of water and food. He is known for his straight forward advances toward young booties that catch his eye. During his prime, not even the security guards were invulnerable to his sexual desires.

Fleece Johnson: "You come here. Ima tell you what. I like ya...and I want cha...and uh, we can do this this the easy way or the hard way. It's your choice."

Anal Virgin Inmate: Yes.

by Jman1928 December 22, 2010

flakey

when you make plans with someone then they cancel last minute leaving you alone; unreliable; can`t be trusted. People like this don`t make good friends.

Dream is so flakey, overtime we make plans she always dips last minute. I can never rely on her.

by Beyone March 23, 2016

Hot Special Flakes

The act of sprinklng your dandruff onto a girls face, then Spaffing on to the dandruff flakes, producing a warm porridge like substance.

Did you make Emma breakfast this morning?
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.

by Not my real name June 7, 2012

fake flake

A fake friend that pretends to support you but is only nice when you are of use to them. They tend to give you compliments with daggers hidden in them and love to see you fail. They will never be there when you need them unless it helps them

"Justin Timberlake left Nsync"
"It was terrible! But he performed with them recently"
"Because it was a tribute to his success"

"OMG what a fake flake"

by deebs123 April 7, 2015

bum flakes

a public place where there is some fluff or dry skin. Mainly on seats or toilets.

Did you see the crusty bum flakes on the seat

by Johnm22.11 June 21, 2019

Snow"Flake"

In this version of the definition of a snowflake, it goes beyond the standard capacity of the snowflake to be entitled, to think they are special, and easily offended due to a thin-skinned nature. This type of individual has a high probability of also no-showing or flaking on any event they commit to due an emotionally led decision-making process. When heat is placed on the snowflake, it will turn into a puddle, run for cover and thus break their plans.

Al talked a good game and was twice confirmed for the 40th birthday party, but when push came to shove, and it was mandatory party time, he pulled a Snow"Flake"

by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019

Fleeb

A small, jelly creature that is rubbed to produce fleeb juice, which is an essential ingredient in plumbuses, gropples, and many other household items.

The fleeb is then rubbed, so we can get the fleeb juice

by bluekid3 May 24, 2017