flatus interruptus

A method of stopping or interrupting one’s fart, mid-fart, for whatever reason.

I had been passing what may have been the world’s most noxious and protracted fart when my grandma walked in, so I employed flatus interruptus in an attempt to spare her!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021

Flatard

A dumbass retard who believes the world is flat. More like he is a flat head himself. Complete and utter idiots to tell in short.

Ricardo matos is a flatard

by Fire99 July 26, 2019

Steve Flats

A Steve Flat is a cigarette that has been crushed flat due to constantly sitting on the pack which has been placed in the back pocket. Widely rejected and criticized at first the Steve Flat cigarette has gained in popularity and has acquired a wide fan base amongst smokers because of its tendency to never roll when placed down, other reasons for preferring this smoke are unknown but my best guess is, its the first change in a cigarette shape since its creation.

Barrett- "Yo Steve, can i grab a smoke off you"
Steve - "Ya, no problem"
Barrett - "What the fuck lol, its flat"
Steve - "Ya i know, I sat on them....again. I'm trying to name it, don't know what though"
Mario - "Call it a Steve Flats"
Barrett - "Massive!"
Steve - "lol fuckin Barrett"

by Stevie_Hagie October 26, 2009

flabas

man boobs (moobs) that jiggle all around when you run

Fred's flabas are really grossing me out.

by Word Master of Word Making November 2, 2009

Flat as a rock

This mean "on the downlow"

Yaro: Hey are you gay?
Lucas: Yeah but it is "flat as a rock"

by Scurvy McCheese May 27, 2011

fatassed

When something gives way or breaks due to a sudden increase in weight that was put upon it.

Wow! She really fatassed that beach chair! We had to throw it away!

by sporto April 8, 2006

flata

A farewell phrase similar to the slang "lata", except that it is to be used when exiting a room or area immediately after experiencing flatus. By leaving with this parting word you are leaving your pungent scent for the persons you were with.

Shortly after releasing a green stink cloud, Steve snickered and said, "flata" as he left his comrades in a smoke screen of flatus.

by Mr. Fuel April 11, 2007