Flashionably Late

1.) When a girl shows up (to a party or other) later than "fashionably" late, but she is looking EXTRA good and flashy. i.e. barely wearing any clothes.

Rod: "Hey... Jen finally made it to the party!... DAMN look at what she's wearing!"

Dave: "Yeah.. she made it alright... Flashionably Late and lookin' MIGHTY fine!"

Rod: "Oooooo WEE!"

by Klyde Frog February 7, 2009

Flashering

When the lights are turned on and off repeatedly.

"The lights are flashering"

by Pro phasmo player May 3, 2022

12 o'clock flasher

Someone who is technologically inept and or computer illiterate. Referring to an instance of a VCR or other home appliance or clock at that persons house constantly blinking "12:00" (likely for a while, due to their inability to set the item to its proper time)

Hey Johnny you busy?

Actually I am, I gotta help my mom check her email.

Can't she do that herself?

Nope, she's a 12 o'clock flasher...

by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

Flashificate

Word made up by an ignorant teacher. To make a flash product. To get something simple and basic, and make it into a marvelous flash by-product of awesome. A reference to the door to Narnia

Yo Dawg, I herd you is going to flashificate, so I bought you this version of flash.

by Mr.Jackson theCostaRican fire March 22, 2009

flashing

Showing ones semi-boner to females for a thrill.

Wow, look at those babes by the pool. I think I will walk by and flip out my half hard cock and watch their reaction.

by flashboy June 29, 2003

emergency flasher

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Trans Canada Hwy. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."

- Do you realize that the speed limit on this highway is 75 miles an hour? You were doing close to 85!
- But you were going at the same speed, officer! Otherwise you couldn't have caught up with me!
- Yes, but I had to find out what the rush was as I didn't see any emergency flashers ...

by alvit May 15, 2009

flasher fitz

A 2nd Lt. in the Canadian Army who flashes his balls at people out in the field. He usually unzips, tucks his wiener up and lets his scroate hang down. Very unbecoming for an officer in the Queen's Army. Very unbecoming indeed.

So there I was, enjoying a nice apple in my tent when out of no where, Flasher Fitz pops in, shows me his sack and then runs back out. By the time I had recovered, he had disappeared.

by TheUnknownSoldier October 11, 2006