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fister blister

when you fist a girl so hard she gets a blister on her vagina which you call a fister blister
Sarah was being a bitch so I gave her the fister blister
by Hiawatha November 12, 2006
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fister sister

1. a female who likes to engage in the ancient art of fisting with other women.

2. the act of fisting your female sibling.

3. an order of nuns devoted to fisting
1. watch out for that chick, i hear she's a fister sister

2. A: i often like to fister sister
B: you mean, fist a sister?
A: same thing dickhead

3. she is a sister of the fister religion.
by 60 2nd squire January 5, 2009
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Fistered

When you get raped by Doug Fister. Since being fisted destroys that region, being fistered is also destructive. If you have ever been fisted or seen someone fisted, you understand what I mean. He who has been Fistered has been utterly defeated, such as the 2011 New York Yankees.
The Yankees thought they would advance to the ALCS without Verlander on the bump for the Tigers, but they were Fistered by Dougie Fresh.
by Fister Fanatic October 7, 2011
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Fishers

A fast growing “town” in Hamilton County, Indiana with a population of some 66,000 in 2007 and a nice, upper middle-class suburb of Indianapolis. Many Hoosiers mistakingly believe Fishers and its neighbor, Carmel are rich and envy their residents for some reason. It is no doubt a very nice and growing community, but the truth is that there are tons of similar-sized communities around the country with way more money than Fishers could ever dream about, making it only an upper middle-class community. It’s not even the richest community in the Midwest by a long shot. I have lived in Indiana most of my life and don't undertsand all the animosity towards Fishers and its neighbor of Carmel.
Hoosiers have no reason to be envious of Fishers because it is only an upper middle-class community. Many Hoosiers including the other yahoo on here posting derogatory definitions of Fishers are jealous of its perceived wealth because they have no life of their own, but yet enough time on their hands to insult those who have worked for a living to obtain what they have. How jealous and childish. If your life sucks, then change it.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 27, 2008
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Fosters

An Australian beer that is brewed in Australia but drank in England.

No self respecting Australian would touch the stuff.
We export Fosters, we do NOT intake it. *shudder*
by Woohzal March 11, 2008
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fisterrific

Johnny last night was the best fisting I had this week. I think I love you. By the way here's your watch. You left it up there.
by Tommy R May 15, 2005
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rie fister

a girl whose cunt is large enough to fit her fist.
hey look --- its RIE FISTER!

or used as a verb:

she got RIE FISTED last night!
by chase is AWESOME April 21, 2008
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